February 2012
146 posts
festaestranhacomgenteesquisita:
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why does “hey there delilah” describe my life
me watching The OC
Season 01: Oh that seems like a great show and people are excited about it and-- OH NO RYAN POOR BABY OH GOD I AM SO SORRY OH GOD BLESS SANDY COHEN oh good things are going to be okay from now on-- WHO IS THAT DOUCHEBAG MARISSA DO NOT TALK TO HIM HE IS TROUBLE OMG WHAT ARE YOU DOING WHY ARE YOU STILL TALKING TO THIS ASSHOLE WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU WHY CAN'T YOU JUST TRUST RYAN OH LOOK THE GUY IS OBSESSED WITH YOU WHEN DID YOU HEAR THAT BEFORE OH RIGHT RYAN TOLD YOU oh good the douchebag is gone now things can go back to the way they-- WAIT WHO'S THAT BITCH WHAT IS SHE DOING ON MY TV GO AWAY YOU DO NOT BELONG ON MY TV GET OUT GET OUT GET THE FUCK OUT GO GO NOW I DON'T WANT YOU HERE WAIT RYAN WHAT ARE YOU DOING DON'T HAVE SEX WITH THAT GIRL OH GOD RYAN NO-- OH GREAT SHE'S PREGNANT! I TOLD YOU SHE WAS TROUBLE RYAN I TOLD YOU-- WAIT WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLEASE DON'T GO PLEASE PLEASE COME BACK RYAN PLEASE DON'T YOU-- SETH SETH WHAT ARE YOU DOING PLEASE DON'T GO NOT YOU TOO OH GOD WHY OH KIRSTEN I FEEL YOUR PAIN I'M CRYING TOO OH GOD WHY BAD THINGS HAPPENS TO GOOD PEOPLE
Season 02: Ok, season 2, they'll make it better, they'll oh julie another husband that's in trouble, you sure as hell know how to pick 'em, uh OH SETH OH RYAN PLEASE COME BACK oh look they're back fuck yea oh okay they can't all get back dating right now it would be weird, just friends is ok oh OH GOD SUMMER GOT A NEW BOYFRIEND ok ok don't panic it's okay oh look Marissa is making out with a girl that's hot I'm okay with that they should invite ryan to a threeway and ohai trey you look hot what happened to the ugly guy that played you on season one uh la la i'd steal a car with you anytime hot damn put me on a prison cell with him and i'll be happy forever oh wait trey what are you doing WHAT ARE YOU DOING NO STOP STOP NOW STOP YOU ARE SO NOT GETTING ANY SEX DURING OUR TIME IN JAIL ok maybe some sex BUT I'M DEFINITELY NOT TALKING TO YOU DURING OR AFTER oh okay you stoped oh god no ryan you that's not what happened please don't freak out let me tell you a lie and make it all right please don't g-- OH GOD HE'S GOING AFTER TREY THAT IS NOT GOING TO END WELL OH LOOK MARISSA IS THERE AND OH GOD TREY STOP YOU'RE KILLING HIM THAT'S IT I WON'T USE ANY LUBE WITH YOU MISTER OH GOD MARISSA SHOT HIM OH GOD MY HEART I'M CRYING WHY I NEVER THOUGH THIS SHOW COULD MAKE ME CRY THAT MUCH
Season 03: Ok, a new season, a new chance. oh, look,things are okay and wait that's not right oh that's okay after all that happened on the past two seasons I can't possibly freak out during this-- OH GOD NO WAIT PLEASE COME BACK NO NOT MARISSA PLEASE DON'T TAKE HER GOD OH GOD WHY MARISSA WHY TAKE SOMEONE FROM ONE TREE HILL INSTEAD OH GOD PLEASE NOT MARISSA PLEASE PLEASE OH GOD WHY WHY WOULD THIS HAPPEN WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPENS TO GOOD PEOPLE OH GOD THERE'S A HOLE IN MY HEART THAT I WILL NEVER BE ABLE TO FULFILL AGAIN OH LORD A PART OF MY SOULD IS DEAD WHY WHY WHY GOD PLEASE DON'T
Season 04: *too hurt to care*
